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plot twist: your crush likes you too
Krispy Kream after a good movie and now about to watch Noah? Yes please.

Krispy Kream after a good movie and now about to watch Noah? Yes please.

  • Parent:

    what does a cow say?

  • Baby:

    "moo!"

  • Parent:

    yes! And what does a sheep say?

  • Baby:

    "baah!"

  • Parent:

    yay! And what does a pig say?

  • Baby:

    *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

Fudge Stripe sundae. Yup yup.

Fudge Stripe sundae. Yup yup.

Steak and watching Led Zeppelin. Oh my yes.

Steak and watching Led Zeppelin. Oh my yes.

sirpastydick:

hilarydank:

how am I supposed to eat this ass without my drink?!

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Oh yes, the only way to start the day.

Oh yes, the only way to start the day.

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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